sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of pants. i take off a pair of pants under those pants. i take off an endlessly repeating series of pants. the designs get stranger and increasingly more surreal with every pair. 30 years later i’m still going and we are just as in love as the moment i took off the first pair.
PLEASE. Y’all will LOVE her, so much. She’s so funny, I don’t think you understand. Tell your friends! SPREAD THE MOM LOVE.